Almost everyone who has ever gone to college knows about
Brother Jed. He tries to be on some college campus preaching every single day that class is in session. Lots of people dislike his confrontational preaching style. A few dislike his theology. But it is hard not to find him interesting. He has a new bit he has been using with students recently. He calls it the Brain Shift:
“OK, everybody stand up and cup your hands around the genital area. Be sure not to touch anything done there. I don’t want you to have to go back to the dorm and change underwear in the middle of the day. All right now, let’s get some leverage by doing some deep knee bends, a one, a two a three. Now lift the brains out of your genitals back up in your cranium where they belong. There it is done! Now some of you should be ready to ask an intelligent question. No more questions about sex. [Homos will have to do the exercise several times a day for the next several weeks before there is any noticeable change.]"
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