I promised to send some crappy book from my personal library to the person that comes up with the best blog name for me when I switch to Wordpress on January 1. Nick Norelli has been trying really hard. (It seems so out of character for Nick to try to score free books, doesn't it?) Nick suggested that I go with a biblically inspired title, like his fundamentalist-sounding blog title, "Rightly Dividing the Word of Truth." So in an effort to be more like Nick, I found a few biblically-inspired names that might fit my blog.
These are probably not appropriate for children, since I have taken them pretty much straight from the Bible. Be warned.
Wine, strong drink, or Whatever Your Heart Desires (Deut 13.1)
Able to Enter
Tagline: No one who is emasculated or has his male organ cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. (Deut 23.1)
His Eye was Not Dim nor His Vigor Abated (Deut 34.7)
Tagline: And I have five children to prove it.
And the Crap Came Out (Judges 3.22)
My Little Finger is...
Thicker Than My Father's Loins (1 Kings 12.10)
No Limit to Windy Words (Job 16.3)
Hatred for Vain Idolaters (Psalm 31.6)
Complaining and Murmuring (Ps 55.17)
Tagline: Evening, morning, and noon
Make Their Loins Shake Continually (Ps 69.23)
Hating Them With the Utmost Hatred (Ps 139.22)
There is Nothing Better Than to Eat and Drink (Ecc 2.24)
Money is the Answer to Everything (Ecc 9.19)
Don't Spread Your Legs to Every Passerby (Ezekiel 16.25)
Keep those ideas coming. You still have a few more weeks to get yourself that book.